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Your Ad Could Be Here is in development. This page explains accounts, requests and the proposed booking process. A completed individual offer identifies your deliverables, final USD price, binding delivery deadline and cancellation remedies before any payment.

The operator

“DEFLICK PRODUCTION” LLC, Republic of Armenia, created by Narek Nazaryan. Contact Narek through Telegram. Complete business and invoicing details must be included in your offer before payment.

Your account

Create an account with your email, verify it through our managed sign-in provider, Clerk, and complete your buyer profile. You must be at least 18 and authorized to represent yourself or the business and enter into the advertising agreement. New requests, files and payment actions belong to the signed-in account. Keep access secure and report suspected misuse. We do not store your password. Registering is free and does not subscribe you to marketing emails or authorize payment.

What you buy

A fixed-fee advertising placement in a film composed of advertiser-supplied material. This is not an investment: no equity, revenue share or guaranteed marketing result is included. “The worst movie in human history” is the project’s deliberately provocative creative challenge, not a verified ranking. The social experiment explores whether marketing can attract viewers to a film made entirely of advertising; it does not promise a scientific conclusion.

Position and capacity

The timeline is a provisional 60-minute canvas. First and last 3 minutes use a base rate of $1,500 per 15 seconds; 3–10 minutes from each end use $1,000; the middle uses $500. An ad crossing a boundary is priced for its actual time in each zone. Closing zones follow the final runtime. Changes to an agreed position require the buyer’s agreement.

A separate sequence contains 720 individual frames at 24 fps. Another screen contains 2048 × 858 = 1,757,184 pixels, shown together for 30 seconds. Pixel coordinates start at (0,0); minimum selection is one actual pixel. One pixel is a colored dot, not a readable logo. There are 200 end-credit name positions and one general-sponsor opportunity. Their precise position and delivery scope are written in the offer. Earlier tile-based or private-link agreements keep their original terms.

Base prices and automatic volume discounts

$25 per individual frame; $1 per actual pixel; $100 per end-credit name; general sponsorship starts with a $5,000 proposal. Screen-time base rates depend on position as described above. Time selections under 15 seconds receive 0%, 15+ seconds 5%, 30+ seconds 10%, and 60+ seconds 15%. The same duration thresholds apply to the individual-frame sequence. Pixel rectangles under 100 pixels receive 0%, 100+ pixels 5%, 1,000+ pixels 10%, and 10,000+ pixels 15%.

The discount applies once to one selection, after position or area pricing, and is rounded to the nearest US cent. It is capped at 15%. Separate orders are not pooled; credits and negotiated sponsorship do not receive an automatic volume discount. Examples: 10×10 pixels cost $95 after 5%; 100×100 cost $8,500 after 15%; 15 standard-zone seconds cost $475 after 5%. These examples use Early Bird base rates. Early Bird allocation is limited to 600 commercial seconds, 120 individual frames, 10,000 pixels and 40 paid credit names. Stage 2 covers the next 1,200 seconds, 240 frames, 90,000 pixels and 60 names at 25% above the base rate. Remaining inventory is 50% above the base rate. A selection crossing a stage boundary receives a proportional blended price, after the same volume discount. Purchases, active reservations and checkouts use the allocation; expired holds may return it. An unpaid offer does not hold a price allocation. If its price stage changes before checkout, a revised offer must be reviewed before payment. Paid reservations preserve their agreed placement price.

Requests and written offers

Browsing and submitting a request are free. Neither a request nor a new written offer holds inventory. Offers are normally valid for seven days, as shown on the offer. You may pay in full or choose a paid reservation when those routes are active. Availability is checked again before payment. During checkout, a temporary hold lasts up to 15 minutes; a balance payment cannot extend an existing reservation’s deadline.

Optional reservation: 10 or 30 days

Choose 10 days for 1% or 30 days for 2% of the agreed placement price. This is a separate holding-service fee, not a deposit: the full placement price is still due. Your total is 101% or 102%, subject to cent rounding. The period starts after payment is verified and the place is allocated. If the full holding period is delivered and expires unused, the fee is normally retained for that service; mandatory refund rights remain. If we cannot provide the hold or make a payment error, a refund applies. Early cancellation releases the place and requests a refund review; any deduction must be lawful and supported by actual costs. No renewal and no reservation longer than 30 days. New reservations close three months before the collection deadline or when 50% of commercial time is sold, whichever occurs first; existing paid holds keep their agreed expiry.

The fee is calculated from the agreed price after volume discounts, rounded to a US cent, with a mathematical minimum of $0.01. The payment provider’s verified minimum may make very small reservation payments unavailable; the site will not increase the stated percentage to hide that limitation. The deadline is 240 hours for a 10-day hold or 720 hours for a 30-day hold after verified payment and successful allocation. It is displayed in your account. Pay the full placement price before that deadline. Earlier accepted seven-day deposit agreements retain their original crediting and expiry terms. The reservation does not include publication, delivery of the film or automatic renewal.

Early cancellation and refund exceptions

You can request early cancellation from an active reservation page. The place is released immediately and the fee goes to refund review. Any deduction must be permitted under the applicable agreement and law and supported by actual costs. The fee is not automatically forfeited merely because you cancel early. If the complete agreed holding period is provided and you simply let it expire, the fee is normally retained for that holding service, subject to mandatory rights.

If we cannot provide the agreed hold, make a payment error or must return funds under applicable law, a refund applies and any mandatory additional remedies remain available. A payment verified too late to safely allocate the place is flagged for refund; it does not displace another buyer. The written offer must provide the refund procedure, amounts, permitted deductions and deadline before payment. Contact the project with the request reference for another cancellation, error or non-delivery claim. A status of “refund review” or “refund due” means pending action, not a completed bank refund.

Uploads and approval

Use the exact file requirements for your format. Upload only material you have the right to share and license for the agreed uses, including music, footage, brands and appearances. Files undergo limited structural inspection and remain private pending content and playback review. We may reject unlawful, hateful, misleading, infringing or unsuitable content. A rejected file may be replaced from your account. Structural checks are not a malware or rights guarantee.

Pixel website delivery

The approved image or color occupies the same rectangle on the public website wall, with one approved HTTPS destination and brand name, for at least 12 months from publication. Publication is due within 10 business days after the last of three events: full verified payment, approved artwork and permission to publish. A reservation fee alone does not start this period. You receive a proof before publication and a live link afterwards. Film delivery and website delivery are separate milestones.

Saved places and collaborations

A saved selection is a wishlist item, not a reservation or a price guarantee. Another buyer’s verified purchase or paid reservation removes overlapping saved items and creates an account update. A temporary checkout can make an item temporarily unavailable. Transactional email requires a verified current account email; your account remains the source of order status.

Collaboration participation requires written approval of the co-branded product, logo license, promotion and deadlines. Public promotion must clearly disclose the partnership. After accepted proof, the collaborator receives a name in a separate collaboration end-credit section and a public $0.70 discount voucher. Each account may redeem one collaboration voucher once, on a placement purchase only; the final discounted charge must be at least $1 and meet the provider minimum. Reservation fees are excluded. Applying or sharing a post alone does not earn credit, grant a brand license or create a voucher.

Payment

Card payment and paid reservations are not active yet. No card numbers are collected or stored by this website. When activated, checkout uses the approved payment provider and an explicitly agreed charge amount and currency. Returning from checkout is not proof of payment; the server verifies the receipt before granting a reservation or confirmed placement. Do not repeat an uncertain payment without checking its status.

Release commitments

Public online viewing of the agreed film edition through this website is included even without a cinema deal. The target is March 31, 2027. Desired US screenings are July–September 2027; venues, screening dates, distributor and a Guinness category or record attempt are unconfirmed. Planning targets do not replace the binding delivery deadline and non-delivery remedy in your offer. Audience, publicity and advertising results are not guaranteed.

Updated 7 September 2026 · store policy 2026-09-06-store-1. Mandatory legal rights are preserved.